The long and short version of this story is; we love Grime, but also love puns. So we were left in a quandary. Stay true to Grime's no-nonsense, no-fake-shit mantra - OR stay true to ours? 

Both. We've reached a compromise: Come Grime With Me. We think this mix of quintessential day-time viewing & one of the UK's most reverred and criticially acclaimed (Dizzee did a mercury) underground genres appeals to almost everyone in the world... Plus, Stormzy has been on the box so many times he's probably even definitely maybe been on some dross celebrity version of Come Dine anyway, with Gemma Collins and whichever one of Rizzle Kicks survived after she made them fight to the death over the last slice of a cold apple pie.

Expect nothing but the hardest 140 shit, all night. 

IT'S A GOLD TEETH GRIME SPECIAL!

****THAT'S NOT BRIE****
STICK your best Grime/food puns on the wall to win free entry, here's a few we've recieved previoiusly to get you going (and no we've never done this before are u mad) 


D DOUBLE CREAM
BOY BETTER DOUGH
BAG-GHETTZ
CHIPS (that one is lazy, sorry)
CORNZY ON THE COB
CHIPSTICKS (Chip is too easy, he's banned)
PEANUT BUTTER & JAMMER
BUGZY CALZONE 
LETHAL BRIE (we love brie)

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LIMITED EARLY BIRDS ON SALE NOW!!!!

THURSDAY 03.03.16 :::
2300 - 0400
£5 ADV M.O.T.D

Downstairs:
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Upstairs:
Newham Sensibles B2B Bro Better Row

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