Nightclubs are designed for  dancing on solid terra firmer till the wee hours. In the spirit of those heady days when you didn't have to throw a party on a blimp in Hackney to sell it out, we've got an old school garage legend to play for you... in a club, with a great soundsystem, for the cost of a medium quality Primark Christmas t-shirt.

Artful Dodger has long been established as a UKG stalwart, starting parties around the world. Unless you've been living under a rock for 20 odd years, you'll know what these guys are about. In an unabashed throwback to some of the most dancable garage to come out of the UK, Artful Dodger will be back in Newcastle at World Headquaters for a rite ol' seasonal knees up. Reebok classics at the ready. Get practicing your shapes for Re-Rewind.

Early Birds £4
Advance £8
Final Release £10